E I Q and eyyy how've you been, man?

WHEN WAS THIS AW SORRY

Stick around srsly x3. Well punned sir. -Timber

I MEAN HOW DID YOU NOT SEE?!?!

"Plz don't cut me. "

notthetreesno:

ironbranch:

notthetreesno:

Rizzrack looked down at the iron branch in his hand, seemingly the source of the voice. “Branch? Well its official. I’m hearing things.

"Don’t cut me please." The branch spoke again in a smaller voice and seemed to bundle itself up to make itself smaller.

"Well i mean you are kinda already cut and it would be pointless plus you’re a pretty great starting item so you can stick around. Don’t talk too much though… I’m insane…"

sticCK AROUND

cute gender neutral dating terms for the signs

nanamukuro:

Aries: dirt pile

Taurus: memer

Gemini: nerdlord

Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord

Leo: feisty young’n

Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric

Libra: anime trash

Scorpion: le hawt nb yaoiz partner

Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD

Capricorn: the coolest cat around

Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck

Pisces: avril lavigne fan

komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.

Thanks, Science 

themselfff:

I WANT MORE MUPPETS ON MY DASH

protocol00:

after making this post i prety much HAD to draw this

Martin Luther King Of The Hill

Martin Luther King Of The Hill