precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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fartgallery:

I really like blogging at this time of night, u guys are my favorite time

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
talesof4chan:

Anon tells us about being straight

talesof4chan:

Anon tells us about being straight

Let’s make Ruby Rose the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

teamfreekickass:

echierook:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

EAT IT SUPERNATURAL! EAT. SHIT.

You all realize this is the same post as the supernatural fandoms shit and a lot of other shit but it has been edited again and again

comicshans:

sometimes I feel weird not being in the general age demographic for Pokemon, but then I hear things like this from little kids

Which is equally important

kissedthystones:


I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

dennys:

PSA: We only advise turning up for delicious milkshakes. 

dennys:

PSA: We only advise turning up for delicious milkshakes.